[ALRIGHT FOLKS FINALLY GOT OFF MY BUTT AND FIXED ALL THE TYPOS SO GET YA VERSION 1.2!]
Have too much money? Ever wanted to spend exactly 4 bucks for a 30~min( x4? ) illusion of having both love and friendship?? Ever wanted to be a LESBIAN with NO DISCERNABLE EYES seducing her/their GAY BEST FRIENDS???
You've come to the perfect place!!
For just FOUR BUCKS you can enjoy:
- Seducing your best friends(x3), gaily. (gay-ly)
- Seducing 1 (one) D&D commoner without a face
- Seducing a skeleton, but platonically
- Romantic Cryptid Hunting
- Romantic Watching-Your-Date-Be-Really-Really-Dumb
- Romantic Thievery, except it's Yu-Gi-Oh cards, winning (stealing) them from crying seven-year-olds with your date.
- Getting Ding-Dong-Blocked by your Date's twin
- Not Suffering From Existential Crisis (Wow!)
- Partake in Redecorating Your Friends' New House by Hiding All Her Toilet Paper
- Ability to say 'Wack'
- Fight Prozac
- Implied touching of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
- Criticise your friend's pants
- Milk babies(?)
- DANK GUITAR
- Paying $4 for something not worth $4
- Regret for aforementioned activity
- Regret in General
Wow!!! So many experiences!!!
Buy now to get a free (imaginary) steak knife! Or don't, and taste our angry tears in all your food for the next 10 years! The choice is yours!
Production by FrankleWinkle in 5 days (Like, made in 5 days. Our name is FrankleWinkle.)
Find us at:
[Try to find all 6 endings~]
[if you've like, money problems and really can't afford the game or whatever even tho u wanna play it (for whatever reason) just email/message us or sth my dude @ firstname.lastname@example.org]
[comments appreciated <3 <3]